The critics rave!

“This book changed my life! And not for the better.”
—F.K., Prague
“The book is a gem. I’ve been picking it up and thumbing through it quite often, and it gets better and funnier each time.”
—M.E.M., Morningside Heights
“Thanks for sending this in, but it’s not quite right for us. Best of luck placing it elsewhere.”
—The New Yorker
“The book appears not to have been either professionally designed or edited.”
—Barnes & Noble
“I didn’t read it. I hate cats.”
—A.V., Lower East Side

4.25 inches x 5.5 inches on card stock.  16 pp.
Only $7.00 (includes postage).
Bulk discounts available.
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