Affirmations for Cats

affirmations for cats by Jessica RaimiBy Jessica Raimi

The critics rave!

“This book changed my life! And not for the better.”
        —F.K., Prague

“The book is a gem. I've been picking it up and thumbing through it quite often, and it gets better and funnier
each time.”
       —M.E.M., Morningside Heights,
          New York City

“Thanks for sending this in, but it's not quite right for us. Best of luck placing it elsewhere.”
      —The New Yorker

“The book appears not to have been either professionally designed or edited.”
      —Barnes & Noble

“I didn't read it. I hate cats.”
      —A.V., Lower East Side, New York City

 

Buy it for the cat person in your life.
Or yourself!

4.25 inches x 5.5 inches on card stock.  16 pp.
Only $7.00 (includes postage). 
Bulk discounts available.

For information, write to: jessica@jraimi.com


You may think I’m asleep,
but I hear everything you say.
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The Tall One may shout  and clap her hands, but ultimately  she will discover that furniture  means nothing; sweaters, stockings  and leather coats mean nothing.  The trust and favor  of a cat  are the only true wealth.
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When defending my territory, 
I swell to twice my size. Really.
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I am grace incarnate.
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A cat never speaks unless  spoken to, and sometimes  not even then. Dinnertime,  though, is another matter.