JESSICA RAIMI, writer, photographer, radio producer
Affirmations for Cats
By Jessica Raimi
The critics rave!
“This book changed my life! And not for the better.”
—F.K., Prague
“The book is a gem. I've been picking it up and thumbing through
it quite often, and it gets better and funnier
each time.”
—M.E.M., Morningside Heights,
New York City
“Thanks for sending this in, but
it's not quite right for us. Best of luck placing it elsewhere.”
—The New
Yorker
“The book appears not to have been either professionally designed
or edited.”
—Barnes & Noble
“I didn't read it. I
hate cats.”
—A.V., Lower East Side, New York City
Buy it for the cat person in your life.
Or yourself!
For information, write to: raimi@jraimi.com
You may think I’m asleep,
but I hear everything you say.
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The
Tall One may shout and clap her hands, but ultimately she will
discover that furniture means nothing; sweaters, stockings and
leather coats mean nothing. The trust and favor
of a cat are the
only true wealth.
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When defending my territory,
I swell to twice
my size. Really.
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I am grace incarnate.
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A
cat never speaks unless spoken to, and sometimes not even then.
Dinnertime, though, is another matter.